Trader Joe's Tissue Quotes:

"Please don't leave me in you pocket when you do laundry!"
"I'm there when you're sad. -love tissue"
"I'm there when you need to pick up icky things.-kindly tissue"
"I'm there when you're sick.-feel better tissue"
"I'm there when you run out of toilet paper.-you're welcome tissue"

Just thought it would brighten your day a bit-Emily tissue
p.s. 'tissue' is a weird word