Ok, so here's a couple headlisms for your enjoyment:

"He's a gold bug-Andrew Jackson."

"John Randolph offended everybody."

"You mocker!" (dress as your favorite teacher day during spirit week)

"That's just Webster pink." (map showing the only sate he won in 1836)

"The South is not in here today."

"If your intemperant you'll smoke 5 cigars a day and get mouth cancer."

"I'm so proud that I know all the words." (memorization)

"A lot of people outLuthered Luther."

"I don't know why I put this up there." (powerpoint slide)

"Thank you very much it's got cooties." (upon the returning of his hat)

"If you needed your milk delivered there was a German milk man to deliver it."