A tribute to my A.P. U.S. History teacher, more commonly known as Headlisms hopefully this will be added on to throughout the year:

"Welcome to history land class!"
"There's more to life than history!"
po-lice
"We still have two chubby minutes dripping with time!"
Calvin and Hobbes (actual historical people)
quazi usage
"I want to be like coach Young and Johnson."
"Kill the dog!" (referring to writing)
"If there's no way out, soccer punch him and run!"
"Lincoln was the original slick willy."
"Honk, your wrong."
"I didn't know catfish were that dumb."
"The British said not funny." (related to Embargo)
"Hah, there's one of my pictures."
"The guy who got bashed in the head."

...ah... History